Como hoje até estou muito bem disposto, tomem lá mais estas:
- Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
- It's two tired.
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender:
- How much for a beer?
- For you, no charge.
Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures.
- Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too...
- Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?
- Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
- He couldn't control his pupils.
- Why did the fly fly?
- Because the spider spied her.
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What do Bill Clinton and Bin Laden have in common?
Both like blow jobs...
What do you do when you find a spaceman?
You park, man!
Boas piadas, Sr.RedScout... tens a certeza que estiveste em Lisboa? Não foi in the Algarve?
Vai-se a ver andei enganado a semana toda...
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Atch!
- Atch who?
- I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
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