segunda-feira, abril 11, 2005

In english, please...

Como hoje até estou muito bem disposto, tomem lá mais estas:


- Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
- It's two tired.


A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender:
- How much for a beer?
- For you, no charge.


Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures.
- Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too...
- Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?


- Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
- He couldn't control his pupils.


- Why did the fly fly?
- Because the spider spied her.

3 comentários:

RJT disse...

What do Bill Clinton and Bin Laden have in common?

Both like blow jobs...

TRAlves disse...

What do you do when you find a spaceman?
You park, man!

Boas piadas, Sr.RedScout... tens a certeza que estiveste em Lisboa? Não foi in the Algarve?

RedScout disse...

Vai-se a ver andei enganado a semana toda...

- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Atch!
- Atch who?
- I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!